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Aug. 17th, 2005 @ 03:19 pm Piracy?
OMG! Piracy everywhere! Kids NOT PAYING for music! Movie fans MAKING LIFE DIFFICULT for studio executives! OMG! Sorry for screaming, but this is IMPORTANT! And you wonder why there are no good kung-fu movies anymore? It's because of people who REALLY LIKE KUNG FU MOVIES, and will do ANYTHING to get them! Bastards!

OK, going to go light candle for soldiers in Irax now.
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Mar. 31st, 2005 @ 01:55 pm Peak Oil
I just read about this thing called Peak Oil.
It's the point where we've used up half the world's oil and it's all downhill from there. Because there will be less oil and more people who want oil.
Or something like that. I couldn't really figure out the way they talked about it. Something about bell curves. But it's scary.
On the bright side, they said we shouldn't really worry about running out of oil.
Because once we START to run out of oil, there will be so much war and chaos that human civilization will collapse in less time than it takes to actually use up all the oil.
Whew! Imagine my relief.
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Mar. 30th, 2005 @ 02:22 am there's a war on, or something
I don't think I can hear the phrase "feeding tube" for the rest of my life ever again.
I don't understand people who say that Congress gets involved in these dumb I-am-so-moral issues just to distract us from what's going on in Iraq.
If they want to distract me from what's going on in Iraq, they can send me a gift certificate to Fred Segal's and I will be totally distracted I promise.
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Mar. 27th, 2005 @ 03:47 pm Happy Easter!
Did you know that they still crucify people for Easter in some places?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/1901095.stm
Christianity can be so, way, mega-stupid.
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Mar. 8th, 2005 @ 12:48 pm this looks retarded
http://www.indiewire.com/movies/movies_050308dont.html

I hate movies that try to be deep by showing scenes of rape.
You know anyone who puts a big rape scene in their movie is kind of crying for attention.
Why hasn't there been a movie yet that shows us the problem of female genital mutilation? Now that would be disgusting, but at least it hasn't been done 80,000 times.
Oh, but this one has a twist, because she falls in love with him afterwards.
(sigh)
This is the stupidest the world has been in a while.
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Jan. 30th, 2005 @ 05:04 am new year's resolutions
1) Rule the world.
2) Figure out how to fill in the "about" section of this blog thing.
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Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 03:53 am Happy New Year! and thoughts on rice.
So my mom's latest thing is broken rice. That's where you set the rice cooker so the rice on the bottom gets all browned and crunchy and then you flip it out and pour gravy over it. The rice-crust is really good, toasty and chewy at the same time. My mom says you can only do this really well with the Iranian rice cooker she got at the Iranian store (or maybe it's Persian?). She got it to replace our old Chinese rice cooker which she got decades ago in Chinatown. She says that because she also really likes Indian rice, she went all around trying to find an Indian-manufactured rice cooker, but couldn't. From this she concludes that Indian families must still make all their rice the old-fashioned way, which she says explains why Indian women are less empowered than women in other parts of the world, because they're still stuck watching this little pot of rice and making sure it doesn't burn, while the women in Iran and China can take the time to learn how to use Photoshop or Quicken or whatever while the rice cooker is doing its thing. My mom's never been to India, but she says they don't have as many electrified cities as we do.
So we had that for dinner and then I went out to try to find a party with my friend Savi who is Indian and asked her about it, and she says she doesn't even know how to make rice. Go girls! In the future we will have avatars to do all this stuff for us anyway. Hopefully they will also be able to find us better New Year's parties.
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Dec. 10th, 2004 @ 11:33 pm (no subject)
Happy Hanukkah everyone!
"OJ Simpson. Not a Jew.'
!!!!!! Still cracks me up.
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Nov. 20th, 2004 @ 04:07 pm oh my god
I am still in shock from the basketball game fight last night. Soooooo stupid. I wish some NBA player would punch me. I would sue him for ten million dollars. That guy who did not throw the beer doesn't know how lucky he is!
:) But really could you be any more retarded Mr. Ron Artest? I mean you get paid like millions of dollars to play a game. Yknow, if there was a job where you got paid millions of dollars to be on TV and people just THREW BEER AT YOU ALL DAY, most people would take that job. I know I would.
:( I mean I also think angry sports fans with beer are really really annoying, but why throw away your great career in bouncing a ball up and down?
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Nov. 2nd, 2004 @ 04:22 am (no subject)
I think I am the only one of my friends who thinks this, but Bush is retarded.
I wish they had a more accurate system on the voting ballot so instead of it saying check one for who you think should be president, it said "check one for who you think should be president, and who you think is retarded." Then I could really make my voice heard.
I am voting for the first time this year! Unfortunately, still no car. Sigh.
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Oct. 26th, 2004 @ 03:57 pm (no subject)
yes i do know how to spell "share" thank you very much.
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Oct. 8th, 2004 @ 05:01 pm Me!
Today I bought a new bracelet to replace my old one.
Go me!
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